Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I Call B.S.: Hollywood Edition

I have another first for my second post of 2011...at least, I think so...have I Called Bullshit on a movie before?


Anyway, over holiday break I saw a commercial for a new movie called Just Go With It starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. Holy shit!! The commercial features Sandler deciding he could "see (him)self ending up with this girl". The girl in question is Brooklyn Decker (that is her to the right). She is, needless to say, SUPER HOT! Adam Sandler is an average looking guy who also happens to be 20+ years older than she is. Only in Hollywood is this not a laughable scenario... well, unless of course, the Sandler character is super rich... which may or may not be the case.

Wait! I'm not done with this stupid ass movie. So the plot of the movie apparently has the Sandler character having to convince Ms. Decker's character that he likes kids and could be a good father. Hence, he apparently convinces the Aniston character to allow him to use her kids as a pretend family. Can I make not so bold prediction? If I know dumbass rom-coms, Sandler is going to start to care for Aniston's little brats and is eventually going to conclude that he and Aniston make a good couple. She is going to resist at first but eventually they end up together - happily ever after. Who knows... maybe they even make the very end of the movie being Ms. Aniston's character becoming pregnant with Sandler's kid (or an epilogue with her having had such a baby). I think I am going to cry just thinking about it! (Oh wait, did I say cry? I meant I think I'm going to hurl.)

The only upset with this movie is why it doesn't star the reigning Queen of Horrible RomComs, Katherine Heigl?!? Although, come to think of it, Aniston is really only one rung higher on the dignity ladder than Ms. Heigl. So, Sandler and Aniston... fair enough.

SKIP IT!!!

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