Shaq to the Heat?

Yes you heard it here first. I am predicting that Shaq either gets traded to the Miami Heat or retires in the next year. After all Shaq is the original attention whore of the NBA and with Kobe having won another couple championships since Shaq's departure, Shaq, motivated by this disdain for Kobe, will need to latch on to the new big three in Miami and ride their coattails to another few rings and will accept minimum money to do it.