While not exactly what I was thinking, Third Way put together a tax payers receipt which I think fits the bill.

If we weren't so informed we might be Republicans. Or Matt Leinart fans.
Did you know that in the first six months of 2010, 90% of Honda vehicles sold in North America were made in North America?
Hardworking Americans made this milestone possible.
"My father leaves behind a legacy of great performances" actress Jamie Lee Curtis said.
You can't play as well as he is consistently unless you're making the right choices both on and off the field and, for now, he appears to be.
Sorry Vikings fans but your team is already in HUGE trouble. Nine wins are their ceiling now and the playoffs are out of the question. Vincent Jackson or no Vincent Jackson.
Let me tell you about Manny Lawson. I saw this guy at the combine a few years ago when he came out of N.C. State. He's the fastest big guy I've ever seen!
Michigan needs this game worse than Notre Dame and, no, they're not going to get it.
What happened to Notre Dame under Charlie Weis is what happened to Michigan under Rich Rodriguez. They lost their identity. They're no longer a physical, angry football team.
It's too much of a culture change. You can run a spread and still be physical. Brian Kelly has proven that at Notre Dame (Really? After one game?). Rich Rod has not proven that. Too much of a change for the people of Michigan.
Today, Spain lost in the first round of knockout round of the World Championships.