Thursday, April 14, 2011

Also Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

Continued From Part 1:

11. Jon Kyl, contrary to consensus opinion, thinks Nick Jonas is the "cute one".

12. Jon Kyl spent three weeks in November 1995 looking for the "real killers".

13. Jon Kyl contracted gonorrhea from a Thai prostitute in 1983.

14. Jon Kyl is the single-game record holder in Dig Dug.

15. Jon Kyl started a Britney Spears Countdown to 18 website in 1998.

16. Jon Kyl's most prized possession is his 1976 Oscar Gamble baseball card.

17. Jon Kyl texted photos of his penis to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand.

18. Jon Kyl camped outside of Best Buy for three hours the day the Murder She Wrote was released on DVD.

19. Jon Kyl gave gonorrhea to a Vietnamese prostitute in 1984.

20. Jon Kyl believed Alberto Gonzalez when he claimed under oath "at least 71 times that he could not recall events" related to the dismissal of U.S. attornies in 2006.

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