Proof that Republicans are clueless

For some reason, someone from my high school graduating class forwarded the following political email:

It just hit me!! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

My dog is a Democrat!

And my classmate made the following statement at the beginning of the email:

regardless of your political party affiliation, this is cute..........

How clueless can you be? I'm a Democrat and not only do I not find this cute, I find it childishly simple minded and insulting. How can someone think that I would find it funny to be compared to a dog. Its no wonder Republicans get so mad at Democrats. Apparently they really think important social decisions can be summed up in one kitschy paragraph.

On a positive note I suppose I find it preferable to be compared to a Democratic dog than being of the same beliefs as Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck.

UPDATE:
Found this and thought it was too cute not to pass along to everyone I know. If you somehow find this offensive you must be a terrorist.

It just hit me!!! My cat is paranoid and overreacts to the slightest sign of trouble. She even freaks out at absolutely nothing. She is only concerned about herself and only seeks attention when it benefits her. She only spends time with a very small select group and runs in fear when anyone outside of that group appears. She lives a life of excess and expects everyone else to clean up after her. When anything gets changed she is completely flummoxed and takes for ever to adjust. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.

My Cat is Douche Bag Republican.

Cute, right!