I have received a few e-cards this Holiday season (suck on that Jesus lovers), and each one of them boasts about how great the e-card I'm getting with the phrase: "Awesome Christmas Card". Really? Awesome? Can I just say for the record that in my 34 years of living I have never seen a Holiday card that qualified as awesome. Why? Because they're Holiday cards. Asking a Holiday card to be "Awesome" is like asking Michele Bachmann to be rational - it just ain't going to happen.
Don't get me wrong the e-cards are great because I'm just going to pitch your Holiday cards after I read them, but their no Justin Bieber, so lets keep the boasting to a minimum.
Now THIS is an Awesome Holiday Card!
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